Movie Review: Insidious (2010)

I know this is moving slightly away from my typical “Random Horror” but I am not averse to bigger pictures which I why I relished the opportunity to watch Insidious. Having received it as a Christmas present in 2011, I couldn’t wait to watch it and I have since seen it several times.
Insidious follows Josh and Renai Lambert and their three kids. After moving into a new house, the family struggle to settle and things are set back even further when Dalton, one of the kids falls into a bizarre coma like state. This causes more strain on the already thinly stretched family but it isn’t until Renai experiences strange noises and ghostly activity that the family decide enough is enough! They move into a new house to try to escape the supernatural activity which has been plaguing the poor woman only to experience the same thing in their new home!

On the advice of Josh’s mother Lorraine, Renai calls in an expert and promptly invites paranormal investigator Elise into their new home. Along with her two assistants Specs and Tucker, Elise sets about trying to explain the mysterious occurrences surrounding their haunting and how the medical condition of Dalton and the weird activity could be connected!

What impressed me about Insidious was, well pretty much everything. With a few minor tweaks, this could have been one of the closest things to a modern horror masterpiece. Directed by James Wan, a personal favourite and someone who is consistently improving with each film and written by regular Wan collaborator and star, Leigh Whannell, Insidious instantly became a favourite! Whannell and Wan combine to create thrills, spills and genuine fright in equal measure. The atmosphere generated in the first half of the film help create a world which is not only believable but also terrifying! Together they have developed the horror genre from all facets and in my opinion they have created a whole new sub-genre of slasher with Saw.

A large aspect of the horror in this film comes from the fact half of the ghostly happenings occur during the harsh light of day. It certainly adds to the unexpected fear throughout the film and vigorously avoids the standard traps and clichés of most horror films! Some great ghosts and demons rear their ugly heads throughout the film to fantastic effect and all add to the growing anxiety and atmosphere which grips the viewer from every angle.

Red Faced Demon

If there is one criticism of Insidious it would have to be the slight decline towards the films conclusion. There is something wholly dissatisfying about actually seeing the antagonist in a less than sinister state. Once the red faced demon is seen sharpening his claws and listening to ‘Tip toe through the Tulips’ he seems less intimidating and therefore loses a lot of the lustre! In saying that though, the remainder of the spirits maintain their initial daunt factor and even provide some jumpy moments of their own.

It is very satisfying after watching a lot of low budget horror which sometimes leads to some yawns and groans to watch something which not only looks and feels brilliant but is almost effortless in its delivery. There is a lot to be said for a more than able cast and crew and sometimes films like this really showcase the gap between Hollywood and indie pictures. Unfortunately for the indie scene for every Midnight Movie there is a Zombie Chronicles and to make it even worse, you have James Wan putting efforts like this into the wider world for all to see through cinema and wide releasing. It can’t be easy for the likes of Midnight Movie to get any kind of exposure when this is what they have to compete against. However, in the same breathe for every Insidious there is Friday the 13th (Remake) and another Paranormal Activity sequel so I suppose Hollywood is just as open to failure as the rest of the world!

Released: 2010
Insidious (2010) on IMDb
My Rating: 9

Movie Review: Gut (2012)

When I first heard about this film, I was somewhat intrigued to see how it would play out. However, my intrigue was somewhat stilted by the thought in the back of my head which smacked of un-ease. There was something sinister and wrong about the films subject matter which for some reason, be it that part of my human psyche which craves and is fascinated by the morbid and the unknown or just some sick notion. Whatever it was, it looked... interesting.

Gut tells the story of two friends, Tom and Dan. Tom, who has settled down and has the nice family life, seems to have grown up. Dan on the other hand still wants to be a teenager, living the bachelor life. Together they have been friends for a long time but slowly the friendship begins to drift as Tom outgrows Dan and his beer and movie fuelled nights.

A conversation during a lunch break notifies Dan that Tom is thinking of upping sticks and moving away. This news doesn’t go down too well with Dan! Eventually he seems to accept the idea but at a cost. He entices Tom round to his flat with the prospect of a new horror film he received in the post recently. The film he received he says, was bought on a cult website and is supposedly a real snuff film. Anyway, the pair sit in silence as the film flickers away before their eyes. Tom’s initial reaction is that of disdain and disgust but it isn’t long before his inner thoughts spill out and it soon begins to consume him! Another DVD arrives and it soon becomes apparent that the pictures being displayed on the bright screen are a little too close to home....

Now, in premise, the film is solid, a great display of separation and contrasts. The human psyche is laid bare for all to see in many scenes, most notably a scene in which Tom awakes to find his wife’s stomach slit in the same manner as the victims in the films! Tom’s slow unfurling plays out for all to see as he gradually loses his calm, cool exterior!

As a whole, the acting was fair at best. Tom played by Jason Vail portrays a figure of immense fatigue but his delivery lacks a certain lustre! Nicolas Wilder, who plays Dan, could have had a lot of fun with his role but again, a somewhat dreary display really detracts from the overall feel of the film. Couple the acting with the overuse of single note soundtracks and what you’re left with is tedious drone which seems to be very hard work. It does show some impressive atmosphere in parts but others lament in all quarters.

If you go into this film looking at the cover and the title and expect blood, guts and gore, you may find yourself sat disappointed. Having said that, if you go in with no expectations, you may still find yourself very dissatisfied and frustrated! What started off as intrigue soon petered out into monotony as the film eventually leads to yawns and squints as I reach for the volume to put an end to that horrible droning sound! All in all, I am glad I watched Gut, if only to improve my vast knowledge of independent horror.

Considering the last indie horror I watched was the brilliantly crafted Midnight Movie, Gut somewhat disappoints, while it may have got unfavourable reviews here and elsewhere, it was not without its charm, so on the surface, good. The deeper you delve, the more it fails. Writer, Producer and Director Elias while stirring up the initial intrigue with his one word name doesn’t quite captivate the audience with this vision but great promise and potential, so here’s looking forward to his next venture!

Released: 2012
Gut (2012) on IMDb
My Rating: (on the fence) 5

Movie Review: Midnight Movie (2008)

After receiving this film in the post, I was more than excited to watch what some people had called one of the best direct to DVD Horror films. Until I was contacted by Jack Messitt (Director) I had never heard of Midnight Movie, however, once I received the DVD I did a bit of research and was pleasantly surprised and intrigued with what I read. As well as a great website, this title boasts some impressive accolades and high praise from various outlets.

The film starts with a patient at a psychiatric ward painting. The patient, Ted Radford was a director who forty years ago made a slasher film called The Dark Beneath. At the request of his doctor, he is permitted to watch his film however, something sinister occurs and everyone on the ward except for the doctor vanishes leaving behind only pools of blood and a mystery! The only remnants of Radford, is a few weird symbols and a lot of blood!

Skip forward a few years and we are taken to a cinema setting with a small group of people congregating to watch a screening of The Dark Beneath! A short way into the grainy film, it flashes and unbeknown to the onlookers we are suddenly watching a point of view from within the cinema where one of the workers is in the basement. He is soon dispatched with the killers weapon of choice, a corkscrew of some description! It isn’t long before the previously oblivious spectators realise that something is happening which is beyond their initial comprehension!

Among the patrons is the surviving doctor and a cop who has seemingly devoted his career to solving the mystery surrounding Ted Radford. Between the two of them, they adequately inform the rest of the group of the dangers they face and they realise the daunting fact that maybe, the killer from the movie has somehow set his sights on them!

What impressed me from the outset about Midnight Movie was the production value, despite having a budget of $1Million (source: Wikipedia) the production values were very high indeed. Couple this with a semi-able cast and it all made for a good solid start! While the premise plays with some scale of originality, essentially it’s an old fashioned, by the book slasher film. As with most slashers of this type, the killer dons a costume and Radford’s is no slouch in that department. An impressively creepy skull mask and hillbilly style dungaree’s make this killer stand out from the crowd.

Midnight Movie 2

As for that semi-able cast, perhaps, semi-able is perhaps a bit harsh, with the exception of one or two, the acting was very good. With most films of this magnitude, I am normally oblivious to all members of the cast until I do some research but fans of Heroes should instantly recognise Brea Grant (Daphne Millbrook – Speedster) although she has a minor role here, a recognisable face is always a welcome addition. Lead character, Bridgett is very competently played by Rebekah Brandes. Daniel Bonjour who plays her boyfrield Josh is another example of good casting. In a great twist of characterisation, Josh’s polar opposite is ironically his best friend Mario, who is played in his only credited role to date by Greg Cirulnick. An instant dislike is taken to the obnoxious Josh who proves later in the film just how much he is worth! Some comedic value is supplied by Stan Ellsworth who plays Harley, the larger than life biker with an attitude.

On the whole, the cast as well as the characterisation help stand this film out from the crowd of mediocre slasher flicks, of which there are many! An original concept, impressive killer with an equally toe curling weapon really do contribute as well. A few great scenes with some impressive special effects and a compelling atmosphere all make Midnight Movie one of the best Random Horror films I have ever seen, to say I was impressed was a slight understatement and the stand out aspect was its fluidity. At no point throughout this film did I find myself asking the question, “How long left?” which in my line of interest happens more than I care to admit!

I would certainly recommend this film to anyone who likes slasher films as well as supernatural, to see the cross over between the two genres unfold was very interesting. The only disappointing thing about this film has to be the lack of wide exposure and the complete unavailability and ignorance of the UK market to this film. There must be an abundance of films just like this made in America which never make it this far across the Atlantic other than in the hands of a few minor horror specialists (like mine)

Midnight Movie is one of those films which helps cement my belief that there are good low budget independent horror films out there, I just have to find them. I refer to these as my little gems, unfortunately (or not, whichever way you think about it) in my native UK, I would not find this lining the bargain bin. For that reason, I would like to say a huge thank you to Jack Messitt for not only recommending his film but also for sending me a copy.

The film industry is so diluted and overflowing with regurgitated, colourful, big budget remakes that films like this get left behind. For me, this is something of a passion but for others, it’s their lives. If real horror fans want to see something truly original and enjoyable, I implore you to seek out these hidden gems and give them the recognition and praise they so obviously deserve. If we don’t do our bit, they might cease to exist and all we will be left with is boring, unoriginal tripe!

Released: 2008
Midnight Movie (2008) on IMDb
My Rating: 8.5

Movie Review: Chain letter (2010)

Chain LetterChain Letter was one of many DVD’s I received at Christmas and after a quick survey of the cover art, blurb and cast details, we decided that it was to be next on the list to watch. Said cover included a close up of some of the cast and a bloody corpse with a chain wrapped tightly around their ankle. The top billed also made for promising reading with the inclusion of horror legend Brad Dourif accompanied by familiar face Keith David and from Twilight, Nikki Reed.

The film opens with what is probably the most chilling moment. A girl who has been bound and tied is chained to the back of two cars. As she lay on the floor of a garage, two people exit the house and get into the cars, unbeknown to them, their cars would soon become a weapon of horrific death! The scene ends without actually finding out what happens and it isn’t until the end that we learn of the fate of the poor woman chained to the cars!  

The basic premise of Chain Letter follows a familiar pattern and is very reminiscent of both The Ring and Final Destination, almost a freak hybrid of the two to be honest. A group of friends must struggle for their lives as they are picked off one by one following a chain letter/E-Mail being sent to them by an anonymous sender. The first to go are those who dismissed the letter as stupid and ignored or deleted it without continuing the chain! 

Well, that’s the story in a nutshell. For the most part, Chain Letter follows a very formulaic pattern shared by hundreds of like minded slasher flicks, with very little in the way of originality the premise promised a lot but fails in every quarter to deliver. As with most slasher films, it does have its fair share of impressive and inventive death scenes but other that this, there is very little to find of note with Chain Letter. 

Not even the inclusion of Brad Dourif is enough of a stimulant to stir up some quality. In fact, having his name attached to this film was probably how it got as much attention as it did, despite him having approximately 4 minutes of on-screen time. The vast majority of screen time is dominated by Nikki Reed. Reed plays Jessie, one of the group of kids who finds herself tangled in this web of horror. However, it is very difficult to find any empathy for the characters as very little effort is made in building their individuality. In fact, as the first death scene is going on, I was scratching my head trying to figure out who was being butchered, appartently he was connected to them in some way but you’d never know it!

All in all a paint by numbers slasher film with zero characterisation and a fairly poor and extrememly unsatisfactory ending leave this with very little to find in the way of recommendations. I think the closest I can come is a squeamish death scene involving a rather large chain and a poor teen’s face. I will leave it there! I also think this is the first time I have reviewed a film and scored it the same as that given by the users at IMDb! That’s something!

Released: 2010
Chain Letter (2010) on IMDb
My Rating: 4

Movie Review: The Last Exorcism (2010)

Last ExorcismA few months ago I wrote about The Devil inside, a docu-style exorcism movie with all the feel of a real life experience. In it I wrote of my excitement to see The Last Exorcism, as from what I had read in various places, it all pointed to The Last Exorcism being far scarier and an all-round better film. However, after now watching both I have reached the conclusion that either our eyes don’t work as everyone else’s do or everyone else is just insane!

The Last Exorcism follows the story of Reverend Cotton Marcus who has become disillusioned with exorcism and almost his faith in general. He sets out with an access all area’s style film crew consisting of Iris (Filmmaker) and Daniel (Cameraman) to expose the worldwide scam of exorcism. After picking one request at random to answer, he uses this as his last case. He heads off to the town of Ivanwood to meet Louis Sweetzer, a farmer who fears his daughter Nell has come foul of something sinister!

We bought The Last Exorcism on Blu-Ray during one of my post-Christmas sale shopping sprees and I was anxious see what all the fuss was about. That anxiety was only heightened with the news a sequel was just around the corner, the rather ironically titled The Last Exorcism: Part 2. Anyway, we decided to dim the lights and give it a spin.

What we saw was approximately 60 minutes of good solid story and suspense followed by about 5 minutes of horror culminating in about 15 minutes of what can only be described by using the word blah! It was the latter 15 minutes that unfortunately will define this movie. While the story is solid and the characters are brilliant, the overall feel of the film for the most part was good if a little slow. The speed of the film was not that important because like most of you, I thought the suspense was all building to something mega!

Horrendously, the mega ending was enough to make me sick! A bad ending doesn’t always ruin a film but in this case, it did more than ruin it! It has left me with very little to persuade my original opinion that more often than not, this little sub-genre really doesn’t deserve the credit, acclaim or money that it seems to generate. The best bits of this film can be summed up by watching the trailer which is something no one wants to hear!

A slightly unnerving moment at the beginning when the crew first meet Caleb (Farmer Sweetzer’s son) is probably the highlight of an otherwise lame film. Some small comedic value is generated when the good reverend is performing his exorcism. Props, smoke and a tape player all lend to create the illusion of a genuine exorcism. It’s fairly enjoyable to watch but not enough to claw back much in terms of quality.

I would normally describe a film like this as forgettable but I never want to forget how bad the ending was just in case I accidentally watch it again! To make matters worse, I was waiting through the whole film to see some horrific contortionist/Crab walking magic, as pictured on the poster but apart from one scene in a barn, this didn’t really materialise. 

Normally, I can recommend the worse films for even a smallest of reasons and this is no exception. I would recommend anyone to watch this film for one reason! So you can truly appreciate The Devil Inside for what it really is!

Released: 2010
The Last Exorcism (2010) on IMDb
My Rating: 3

Horror! Part 4: Supernatural

GhostSupernatural, paranormal whatever you want to call it, this sub-genre of horror films is next on the list in my "Horror!" segments. Following on from Zombies, Monsters and Slashers, Supernatural will take us places we haven’t really ventured to yet. 

Typically, you think of ghosts when you start to envision supernatural and as usual, you wouldn’t be far wrong. Where other genre’s of horror rely heavily on physical aspects, (blood, guts, gore and creatures) supernatural films play more with your mind. Often leaving the core aspects of the film to the viewers’ imagination or deep seated fear’s and repressed tension. 

Now for the housekeeping, I will lay out the rules, give a brief outline of the genre and my own opinions and then at the end, I will probably include my 10 best films from the sub-genre.
For the purposes of this piece, supernatural will cover ghosts, paranormal and the occult. Although Zombies, Vampires, werewolves etc all come under the vague heading of supernatural, I have included these elsewhere so I will not be revisiting unless absolutely essential to the development of the entry. One more thing to note, I have made my feelings on The Exorcist quite clear but I am also not completely obtuse enough to think that the film didn’t have a huge impact on horror cinema. With this being said I will try my utmost to refrain from ranting about the dread that fills my soul whenever I contemplate the diabolic drivel that is The Exorcist! ......... Starting now.

Here we go;

For as long as there have been horror films, there have been supernatural films. Many early forays into the world of cinema take their roots from the supernatural and the same can still be applied today. An early example of the supernatural in film was The Haunted Castle (1896) a 3 minute short French film which depicts demons, ghosts and witches. Directed by THE early film pioneer, Georges Méliès, The Haunted Castle stands as a good starting point from which to trail the wonders and delights of the supernatural. As a result of this early cinema fascination with the supernatural, there are far too many titles to simply list, instead I will skip forward a few years... 

I suppose there are few films which have helped to solidify the genre’s place within the world of film
more than 1973’s The Exorcist. While my views are possibly panned by anyone who reads them, I stand by them. However, I appreciate that while I dislike the film, its impact on cinema was felt throughout the world. It was the first recognized Horror film to be nominated for a Best picture Oscar, it is currently on something like its 18th 'New' and 'Improved' edition/uncut/directors edition release and enjoys (still) a massive following. Following on from The Exorcist came 2 sequels. The first (The Heretic) has been universally panned and the other (iii) was released in 1990 and was directed by the original producer and scribe William Peter Blatty. The Exorcist 3 had very little connection to the previous efforts and Blatty himself revealed that his intentions were to call the film after the book on which it is based (Blatty’s own ‘Legion’). It has been muted that the poor Box Office return is blamed on its connection to the diabolical Heretic. Who knows, if Legion had been allowed to remain a separate entity in the exorcist franchise or if the Heretic had never been allowed in the first place, things may have been different???...... Anyway, there is my diplomatic Exorcist entry.

3 Years after the release of The Exorcist came another film with religious tie-ins, The Omen. While The Omen was more enjoyable as a whole than The Exorcist, its timing was perhaps as much a hindrance as it was a blessing. It was very well received as one of the best films of 1976 but one can’t help wonder how its perception and reception in the long term would have been much greater had it not been released in the shadow of The Exorcist? Either way, if there is one thing the two films share it’s a fantastic score, both creepy and instantly recognisable no matter what generation of Horror fan you might be.
A third and final mention for the demonic style horror film must be given to another film released in 1976, Carrie! Based on the novel of the same name by master of horror Stephen King, Carrie White, played by Sissy Spacek, was a misunderstood school girl who after some dramatic events shows signs of telekinetic powers which culminates in one an iconic horror moment as she unleashes holy hell upon her fellow school pupils who have ridiculed her! With a remake around the corner, Carrie is an example of another 70’s classic which is deemed to “need a revamp!” Personally, I consider Carrie to be one of my favourite “classic” horrors and as such, should be left alone. Saying that, I am more than sure that I will enjoy the remake!

Skip forward a few years and we find one of my favourite films, 1979’s The Amityville Horror. Starring James Brolin, Amityville follows the “real life” misfortunes of the Lutz family who in December 1975 moved into 112 Ocean Avenue.
The house which just over 1 year prior had been home to the DeFeo family, most notable of whom was Ronald DeFeo Jr: who on the night of November 13th 1974, shot and killed his entire family. This horrifying real life atrocity was the foundation for the tale of the Lutz family and the account of their haunting experiences during the 28 days in which they occupied the house.

While the book and the surrounding media attention was possibly a good thing, the film that was released in 1979 was the icing on the cake. It is up to you to decide your opinions on the whole scenario but there are two things that are a dead cert.... Ronald DeFeo Jr is a psychopath who will live out his days behind bars and The Amityville Horror was a fantastic film!

Although John Carpenter has gifted us with some fantastic films, The Fog is not one of my favourites
but it bridges a big gap between Amityville and the wonderful decade known as the 80’s. Receiving its release in the early light of a brave new decade, The Fog stars Jamie Lee Curtis, Adrienne Barbeau and Janet Leigh. As the title suggests, the horror lies within the fog itself, which unveils vengeful ghosts upon a small fishing community. With this film coming two years after Carpenter’s Magnum Opus it was always going to be a tough act to follow, after all, Halloween remains THE Go-To Slasher flick!
1980 saw the release of The Shining. A film directed by Stanley Kubrick, based on a novel by Stephen King and starring Jack Nicholson and Shelley Duvall. Jack Nicholson plays Jack Torrance, a writer who takes a caretaking job at an isolated hotel during its off-season. If you only have one film from the 1980’s to watch, please make it this one. Initial response to The Shining was mixed at best but in reality, it’s one of the most atmospheric, original and brilliant examples of horror cinema ever! With someone like Kubrick at the helm, it’s very hard to argue. 

Just a few short years later, the man who shocked audiences with The Texas Chainsaw Massacre would direct a film co-written and produced by none other than Steven Spielberg. The Tobe Hooper helmed Poltergeist carries with it its own curse. As with The Exorcist and The Omen, many strange events have been linked to a supposed curse surrounding the film. The curse has been linked to the use of real cadavers and skeletons during the first two films and the deaths of four cast members

between the time the first and third films were released has been linked to the curse. Although all loss being tragic, the most notable is that of Heather O’Rourke who played Carol Anne in all three films and is responsible for one of cinema’s memorable spine chilling moments with the uttering of “They’re here!”. Sadly she died just before the release of the third film at the age of 12!   

Some might call the ‘Noughties’ the decade of the remake (A decade which is running over by a few years) but the 80’s will certainly be remembered for its multiple sequels! With The Amityville saga picking up pace by adding no fewer than three sequels to its list and many horror films from other genres chirping in with sequels of their own. Poltergeist 2 & 3 were also released. Although early examples of sequels were no more enthralling than modern day ones, it is always an easy way to “cash in” on successful franchises. 

I think the majority of the Nineties were a fairly grim time for the Supernatural horror film, it wasn’t until the late 90’s which saw this dip take a more than welcome turn towards the sky! An onslaught of supernatural films including remakes of both House on Haunted Hill and The Haunting as well as The Sixth Sense and Stir of Echoes to name but a few. This was joined in part and to the masses slightly later but the late nineties also saw the Western Hemisphere’s love of J-Horror films flourish. Ringu followed closely by a sequel would both be successfully remade for the English speaking market and with it bring many, many other Asian Horror films to the forefront of our consciousness which in turn were also remade! 

House on Haunted Hill was a remake of a Vincent Price classic from the 1950’s and probably became the first major remake of the new remake generation. It starred Geoffrey Rush, Famke Janssen, Taye Diggs, Ali Larter and Jeffrey Combs. Although many would disagree, I rather enjoyed this film as a fun, atmospheric horror film with some great scenes even if it was slightly let down by the ending. Another remake from a similar stock was the much more family friendly The Haunting. Released in the same year as Haunted Hill (1999), The Haunting starred Lili Taylor, Liam Neeson, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Owen Wilson. Again, it wasn’t very well received by the masses despite performing well at the box office but I enjoyed it!

One film that stands out from the crowd and practically forged its own place in the horror genre was The Sixth Sense. Also released in 1999, The Sixth Sense stars Bruce Willis and Haley Joel Osment. Directed by M. Night Shyamalan, it remains one of the most successful horror films of all time in terms of both box office performance and critical response. In my opinion, M. Night Shyamalan is one of the most underappreciated directors in the business. His films may be on the obscure side, but as evidenced in The Sixth Sense, his vision and ability to tell a fantastical story puts him up there with the best! This film also gifted the world with one of the most parodied and overused lines from any movie..... “I see Dead People” I need say no more!

1999 was a very good year for horror in general, no more was it the dark dingy, poor little brother of the thriller, thanks to efforts made in other sub-genre’s, the supernatural film came into its own during this year and there are few greater examples of the next generation of cinema than The Blair Witch Project. Made with a relatively miniscule budget and a fantastic publicity campaign ran via the internet, The Blair Witch Project had gold written all over it! Upon its release it left audiences awe-struck and despite some people writing it off nowadays, it remains my favourite and in my opinion, THE best horror film ever made. Unlike most people, I also really enjoyed the sequel, The Book of shadows. BOS:BW2 follows a group of tourists as they attempt to make their own documentary in the Burkittsville woods. Starring Jeffrey Donovan, it was a total change of pace from the original but still enjoyable!

As I have mentioned, a wide variety of Supernatural films are much more high-brow than other genre’s of Horror and as such, they enjoy a much healthier box office run. To compare, according to BoxOfficeMojo.com the biggest grossing Supernatural film is The Sixth Sense, taking approx $672 Million worldwide whereas the biggest grossing slasher film is Scream which took a little over $173 Million! In terms of quality, both fantastic films but the high-brow supernatural film taking more than three times that of the slasher. That is in no way a reflection of anything other than mass appeal. More people find the appeal of a thinker starring Bruce Willis more compelling than a revolutionary slasher film from a horror master. People are fickle! 

Anyway, all I have proved here is that more people have the opportunity or inclination to see supernatural films than other horrors. Moving on...

I seem to have skipped through the decades fairly quickly here but I wanted to speed through them because the noughties and beyond prove to be the most fruitful for the genre and there is quite a lot to get through so without any further ado, here we go.

I suppose a good place to start would be at the end, or more specifically, Final Destination. FD was released in 2000 and had a good start of the box office, although it didn’t fare so well when it came to its critical reception. Another in a long list of films which was received poorly that I fervently disagree with! With a premise that revolves around a premonition of death and death subsequently picking survivors off one by one to show that fate is inevitable, the story is there and as an original concept, it is fairly exciting. On the whole, it was well acted by a good group of upcoming actors including Seann William Scott and fresh from The House on Haunted Hill, Ali Larter. The atmosphere along with the intricate ‘mouse-trap’ style death scenes are enough to keep anyone hooked! Final Destination has now proven itself to be a good money spinner having spawned three sequels and a prequel to date and hopes of a 6th instalment are not going to be met with any groans from me.

2000 was a good year for the supernatural thriller, another came from Robert Zemeckis. Starring Harrison Ford and Michelle Pfeiffer, What Lies Beneath was a great thriller full of twists and jumps and with the all star setting, it proved to be a massive hit. So much so, that according to Box Office Mojo, What Lies Beneath is the genre’s third highest grossing film in the states. As it turns out, What Lies Beneath was the very first film I ever purchased on DVD over a decade ago as I spent some hard earned cash on my very first DVD player and movie. 

Following on from the success found from other remakes, the noughties provide a whole rich vein of remakes coming in many different shapes and sizes. Thirteen Ghosts starred Tony Shalhoub and Shannon Elizabeth and although many consider the film to be a let down, I rather enjoyed it. Some fantastic special effects and no one can argue that as menacing spirits go, Thirteen Ghosts does not disappoint. 

There are many more to follow but 2001 provided us with one of the definitive remakes and an early standard for all that follow. The Ring was only released in its native Japan in 1998 but its success was so great that it warranted an English language version for the western world. With Gore Verbinski at the helm and Naomi Watts as the lead, The Ring starts with a bang and continues on unrelenting. Although it only partially captures the atmospheric creepiness of the original, it is still a fantastic film! A sequel was released in 2005 to a slightly cooler reception but still a good film. More paranormal exploits from the far-east include The Grudge, its sequel, The Eye, Dark Water and Pulse to name just a few. All of which failed to live up to the standards set by The Ring. Personally, The Eye and Pulse are the only disappointing ventures with the rest being very enjoyable. 

Fear Dot Com starring Stephen Dorff was released in 2002 and while it was poorly received by the masses and ultimately equates to a rip-off of The Ring, it did have some brilliant ideas and instead of using the fast dying medium of VHS, it used the internet. Possibly the only original aspect of this film but nonetheless a watchable film.

One film of special note was 1408. Released in 2007 and based on a short story by the master of Horror Stephen King. 1408 sees a washed up writer (John Cusack) resorting to reviewing supposedly haunted hotels. His stay at The Dolphin Hotel however would prove to be more than he bargained for! Some great twists and turns together with some good acting from Cusack help make 1408 one of the most enjoyable horror films available.

As a quick run-down of a few more supernatural films that come to mind from 2007 include The Orphanage, a Spanish language film with Guillermo Del Toro as executive producer. Dead Silence, a James Wan directed film with haunted ventriloquist and her dolls! The Messengers, which stars a pre-Twilight but equally miserable Kristen Stewart was also released in 2007. As far as low budget supernatural horrors go, none were quite as good in 2007 as Outpost. A group of mercenaries hired to protect a businessman as they travel through war torn Eastern Europe. They are led to an old military bunker which holds a horrifying secret. 


As the years go on, more and more ghostly activities come out and as times change, so do the techniques but in 2009 a film was released which took the world by storm! Paranormal Activity was the first feature to be directed by Oren Peli and followed in the footsteps of Blair Witch as a “found footage” film made on a shoe string budget. Despite all the hype, I found it fairly boring and one dimensional but due to its impact on horror cinema in the last decade, it definitely deserves a mention. However, its 3 sequels (to date) do not!
Peli lends his producing head to the next film of note. A film which I thoroughly enjoyed and would consider it to be one of my favourite horror films of recent years. Insidious! Released in 2010, Insidious was another film directed by James Wan who continues to impress as he flourishes his fledgling career with yet more horror delights. He began by giving the world Saw and hasn’t looked back since! Insidious, while being fairly unoriginal in premise delivers some fantastically original visions. A seemingly haunted house story begins to play out in far different ways!

Between all the sequels and remakes, a few films still manage to catch the eye. Drag me to Hell was released in 2009 and saw a return to the horror genre for Evil Dead creator Sam Raimi. Drag me to Hell was a perfect mix of comical, tongue in cheek, cheese and scares, typical Raimi to be honest. Don’t be Afraid of the Dark (2011) promised so much yet disappointingly delivered very little but last year saw another big screen potential, Sinister was hotly anticipated by one and all and none more so than me. Having watched the trailer several times, I couldn’t wait to see it! Unfortunately, my wait goes on as I missed my opportunity to see it at the cinema and now must wait until it is released on Blu-Ray (review to follow!) 

I recently watched a film which reignited my love for the world of supernatural, Grave Encounters. Released in 2011, Grave Encounters follows in the footsteps of films like Paranormal Activity and House on Haunted Hill but what starts off feeling like an under budget bargain bin film, ends up being one of the scariest and most enjoyable horror films I have seen in a long time. Certainly in my eyes, this fad of found footage horror has been set a new bar to reach and I am also glad to say that a sequel is to be released in the UK very soon!

So there we are, as usual, fairly brief. The scope of films is so great with this sub-genre that it would literally take me hundreds of pages to compile an accurate and concise history. If I have left any glaring omissions, please let me know, for now however, I will leave you with my top 10 favourite films from the category:


10. The Grudge

9. The Amityville Horror (1979)

8. Carrie

7. The Ring

6. Grave Encounters

5. 1408

4. Insidious

3. The Sixth Sense

2. The Shining

1. The Blair Witch Project

Movie Review: Grave Encounters (2011)

“Oh... Great” was the reply from the misses when I showed her the case for Grave Encounters! I know my wife well enough to know that she was being sarcastic and possibly, the prospect of watching yet another sub-standard random horror film was not as enticing to her as it was to me! Whatever the result, we sat, open-minded (I was at least) in anticipation and watched. 

The DVD cover leads with the accolade of receiving over 22 Million trailer views, which I have to say in the world of film DVD’s is a first. Normally films are plastered with notable quotes from credible source’s and critics but not Grave Encounters. I suppose it’s the times we live in. Digital sales rule, VOD and other online sources show films and trailers readily and sometimes freely. In addition, to a certain extent, people couldn’t care less what Mark Kermode or Roger Ebert think of films, I certainly don’t (Clearly) but anyway, I was intrigued. Having not been a member of the 22 Million + strong crowd who had seen the trailer, I was excited with what I saw!

Like with most “found Footage” the film has a fairly slow start but it all adds to the tension as we are introduced to the characters: A group of filmmakers and experts making a TV show called Grave Encounters in which they try to capture existence of ghosts by spending the night in supposedly haunted houses. The latest instalment sees the crew staying at Collingwood Psychiatric Hospital, a long since abandoned hospital which was once the scene of horrific treatments of the patients.

The back story and the creepy introductions help serve this film very well as we are taken into the world presented to us with glazed eyes and an unquestioning acceptance that what we are watching is in fact real! The film also provides us with some comedic values as we are introduced to psychic medium Houston. Anyone familiar with Most Haunted will undoubtedly know the name Derek Acorah. Acorah gained a fair deal of notoriety for his work as a Medium in the UK. As I was saying, when Houston is seen off-camera mocking his own performance, it makes me think of Derek Acorah and all the bullshit he must laugh about when the camera’s stop rolling!

Anyway, back to the film... After the slow start, we get down to the nitty gritty. The caretaker having given his tour and now locks the crew inside their home for the night. Various night vision cameras are positioned as to give the crew a constant feed of the “hot-Spot” of activity which they hope will provide hard proof of the existence of the afterlife! It isn’t long before we are treated to some great scares and we soon realise that the crew are in for a night which literally will not end!

The style is such that even when nothing is actually happening on the screen, the suspense and anticipation are enough to keep the mind active. The cast are able and play their parts brilliantly, when working with a good script though, this is usually the case. Even though this is yet another found footage film in an age which expects more, I think it stands up tall next to the “best”! Massive comparisons can be found between this and The Blair Witch Project and with elements of House on Haunted Hill and Paranormal Activity (for obvious reasons) thrown in there, the originality is almost sapped from the film before it’s even started. It is this lack of originality which plagues so many films nowadays and only means the filmmakers have to try even harder to create something that stands it out from the crowd.

I think it is this reason alone which made me enjoy Grave Encounters so much. After being bored watching Paranormal Activity, I was waiting for this sub-genre to live up to the heights set by Blair Witch and this film comes closer than any other I have seen. In terms of Random Horror, thoughts are drawn to films like The Task and Hell Asylum but where they both impressed and gained favourable reviews from me, Grave Encounters is a cut above. To top it all off, it’s the first time I have chosen a film which has managed to really scare the misses, so to a certain extent, job done!

If, like me you found Paranormal Activity to be lacking a certain.....Everything! Then I would definitely recommend you watch this film. Brilliantly written and directed by Colin Minihan and Stuart Ortiz A.K.A The Vicious Brothers, Grave Encounters is certainly the scariest film I have seen since sampling the delights of The Blair Witch Project some 14 years a go! The only thing I can say after all that is: I can’t wait for the sequel!

Released: 2011
Grave Encounters (2011) on IMDb
My Rating: 9

Movie Review: Apocalypse of the Dead (2009)

Apocalypse of the Dead I have to admit that after watching Zombie Apocalypse starring Ving Rhames, I was somewhat dubious about another Zombie film with Apocalypse in the title and starring yet another genre legend. This legend comes in the shape of Ken Foree, Star of the original Dawn of the Dead. Thankfully, it wasn’t long before all my early doubts were eradicated! 

As the misses and I sat to watch, I noticed that there was a lot of “…vićs” involved. A quick scan of IMDB and Wikipedia showed me the way. This film is perhaps the first Serbian Horror Film ever and as horror films go, it’s fairly good. 

The film starts off with the customary intro into the infection, a burial site is discovered which is originally thought to be of plague victims, however through some manipulation and mutation, it actually revives dead cells. Skip forward a few decades and the release of this plague in modern day!

We are next introduced to the main characters and some semblance of a plot. Interpol agents are to oversee the safe transportation of a prisoner to the airport for deportation to London. Ken Foree plays Agent Reyes, on one last assignment before moving on. He is joined by rookie agent Mina Milius, played by Kristina Klebe. Along with Inspector Dragan Belic and Petrovic, they escort the transport vehicle. As a nice touch, one of the agents in the transport vehicle is called Agent Savini, just the first of several ‘tips of the hat’ to the greats. 

Just as we are getting used to the characters, we are also introduced to a rogue hero, known only as Armageddon, he unleashes the wrath of the lord in a holy shit storm of muscle, guns and doomsday phrases! Armageddon is played by Vukota Brajovic, who in his native Serbia is quite the celeb. A well-known model who co-founded the production group Talking Wolf Productions. A production group set up to produce trash, Horror and action films (source: IMDB) As well as a starring role, he also produced and co-wrote Apocalypse of the Dead. On top of all that, he is known as the Serbian Schwarzenegger! How cool is that!?

Anyway, after witnessing a nun who’d been bitten, turn, Armageddon goes on a rampage. At the same time this is happening, our group of hero’s and the prisoner are struggling to survive on their own. Their struggle takes them through a highly infected area full of hordes of the undead just waiting to chomp on their flesh!

Once you get used to the mix of dubbed and English, you can really begin to enjoy this film for what it is, a fun, action packed zombie beast in the vein of Dawn or Day. Some creepy atmospheric scenes thrown in to tie the whole thing up in a nice little blood soaked box. At times, the settings are reminiscent of the original Resident Evil games. It makes the whole experience feel somewhat real. Unusual locale’s coupled with the whole feeling that everyone just up and ran make for a highly enjoyable zombie experience.

Most people would perhaps overlook this little title but I strongly recommend any fan of the genre to seek out a copy and give it a watch, Ken Foree provides the sense of familiarity and is just another bright spot on the whole production. As original zombie films go, this is nowhere near the mark but as a first attempt from the nation of Serbia, it is a brilliant start! There is hope for a sequel with Wrath of the Dead noted as being in pre-production with Foree attached as exec producer. Here’s also hoping that he receives another starring role as I would love nothing more to see a follow up with the same characters! 

Released: 2009
Zone of the Dead (2009) on IMDb
My Rating: 7

Movie Review: Zombie Apocalypse (2011)

Zombie ApWell, here we are, the shiny New Year that is 2013 is barely old enough to crawl and the horror just keeps on coming. I hope you all enjoyed the holiday period. After a few weeks off with the family, I thought it would be nice to start with a film which I got in my Christmas box... Zombie Apocalypse!

I gave the misses a “wanted” list of Random Horror films to fill my Xmas stocking with and low and behold, I received them all (prepare for the reviews over the coming months). However, the first one from the stack we decided to watch was possibly one of the ones I was looking forward to the most, Oh how naive I was!

Zombies and Ving Rhames have possibly carried a “handle with care” warning due to the brilliant Dawn of the Dead being followed up by the abysmal Day of the Dead. Despite this, my expectations were higher than usual; Expectations which were only heightened by the inclusion of Eddie Steeples. Any fan of My Name is Earl will recognize the afro wearing “Crab-Man” and instantly I was hooked.

Feelings quickly changed as the film began! An adequate and creepy(ish) setting opened the film as we see our first Zombies and three survivors out for a morning stroll for supplies. Initial thoughts were so-so as the zombies looked impressive enough and the baron setting lead me to believe in the promised apocalypse however, and this is a big however..... The next on-screen gems came with the arrival on Ving himself and his band of merry men and woman. What follows is possible the worst CGI zombie fight scene EVER! Cassie, played by Lesley-Ann Brandt is a sword wielding mercenary who arrives with Henry (Ving Rhames). It is Cassie who provides the world of film with a new benchmark. Unfortunately, this benchmark is not one to be proud of. As a combo of character, actor and special effects this film is one of the worst I have seen in a long time!

The rest of the cast is made up with Taryn Manning, who plays Ramona, another survivor, who often looks out of place and the merry men of which I spoke, made up by Johnny Pacar and Gary Weeks. Pacar wasn’t so bad and provided much of the comic relief, he even appears in another film I received in my Christmas hamper called Playback. 

I know that in most zombie films, characterisation is secondary to the gore but at least it is existent. In Zombie Apocalypse however, every time there is a chance of onscreen bonding one of the characters is killed. The director is blatantly playing with the rules of the horror genre and getting it woefully wrong. 

Anyone who has ever read any of my previous posts may know that I rarely dish out bad reviews as my mantra is to see the good in all and while I will tear this film to shreds, it did have a few moments of good thrown in. Sadly, the best of these was the relief that came when the final credits rolled! 

Every aspect of this film is poor at best, from the lacklustre on-screen performances to the dreadful script and not forgetting the special effects which I can find no comparison to. It was almost like they said, we want CGI but I also want it to look like a bad cartoon! A good example of the poor SE comes with the abundance of blood spraying all over the place, blood which never ends up anywhere near the cast or even the zombies for that matter! A second example and one which I feel almost unforgivable comes when Cassie is at the helm of a huge machine gun of some description. I am fairly sure that when firing a side loading repeater the bullets travel through as they are being fired? Or is that just my naivety again? Anyway, what a load of rubbish!

Following on from the worst CGI zombie fight scene EVER, this film also provides us with some quite unbelievable animal fight scenes. Arguably the worst example of CGI I have seen in a long time comes towards the end when the band of survivors is confronted with.... Dum Dum Dum (Musical effects there!) a Zombie Tiger! Yes, you read right. Some poor old tiger has been infected with a zombie virus and is now hell-bent on human flesh!

As Zombie films go, this is certainly not the worst! See Zombie Chronicles for that prestigious accolade but considering this film promised so much and delivered so little, I am loathed to dish out a poor review. Personally I am a huge fan of Dawn of the Dead and of Ving Rhames in general, I think he is one cool mutha’ but sadly this is way off the mark! If you love Zombie films, then you should watch this but only to give you a greater appreciation of the classics!
 
Released: 2011
Zombie Apocalypse (2011) on IMDb
My Rating: 1.5

Movie Review: Don't be afraid of the Dark (2010)

This film had all the signs of being an instant classic. Good cast, eye-catching case and the pedigree of Guillermo Del Toro as producer and co-writer. In reality what we have is a sub-standard remake that delivers very little on its promise of “Horror film of the year”. Thank you very much Billy Chainsaw of Bizarre magazine but I’m sorry, you let me down!

In brief, Sally (Bailee Madison) is sent to live with her father Alex and his girlfriend Kim (Guy Pearce & Katie Holmes) Alex is an architect and Kim is an interior decorator, together they are living in and restoring Blackwood Manor... The house, is supposed to be set in Rhode Island despite it being unlike anything you may find in Rhode Island! It is creepy enough and as the film’s opening shows us, it has history. The opening sequence involves Lord Blackwood, a house keeper and a hammer and chisel. It actually provides us with the first and unfortunately last squeamish moment. As Sally gets used to her new surroundings, she inadvertently releases an evil of sorts, one which could potentially cause terror and mischief in equal proportions. 

While my initial optimism of this film didn’t dissipate until towards the conclusion, I was somewhat disappointed to discover that what I had assumed to be a haunted house movie with potential turned into a kids’ fairytale with an adult’s only sticker! Harsh? Possibly but all I could think about once I had learned this truth was why doesn’t someone just pick up a golf/cricket/tennis racket/bat/club or even just start kicking, they’re 6 inches tall for god’s sake! 

Before I start on a little rant about how horror movies protagonists are not what they used to be etc etc, I will talk about the production of the film. As I mentioned, it was supposedly set in Rhode Island but as a lot of the cast are from Australia or New Zealand, I would be forgiven for assuming this was filmed in Australia (it was)... 

The creatures although massively de-horrified once you actually get a good look at them were rather well designed and the atmosphere in the early stages of the film plays like a haunted house film and as such was quite pleasing. 

Guy Pearce has a fairly proven track record but every now and then he makes you think, why? If the Australia connection is correct, then I would think he owed someone a favour. Katie Holmes was acceptable as Kim and played a big part in the development of the film even if the dialogue between the cast was somewhat stunted and unrealistic. This leads on to the chemistry, as the script was bad to terrible, there was no real connection between the two adult leads and the on-screen development was non-existent, that’s not to say they were bad, far from it but they didn’t have a lot to work with. Looking at the cast as a whole, the best display came from little Bailee Madison who plays Sally. Some of her pained expressions made me feel as though she really was terrified and the misses just wanted to give her a hug!

From reading this, you may bet the impression that I despised it but I would have to be totally honest and stay on the fence. It wasn’t scary, that much I can be sure of but I think the best way to describe it would be safe. A second viewing under no illusions may be advisory but no more (or less) than that. Good in parts but poor in others, excellent opening with a steady decline from there, a film which could easily call itself a random lovechild of The Spiderwick chronicles and Darkness Falls. I am running out of ways to try and justify not ripping it to shreds so I will end there. Make of it what you will.....

Released: 2011
Don't Be Afraid of the Dark (2010) on IMDb
My Rating: 5

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